Sciarpone Merino Sweater / Shrug / Shawl (€100)

Available in five colors, and one of a number of deliciously sloppy and multipurpose inventions on display at Sartoria Vico.

Octopus Pop Wallpaper (€128)

128 Euros is probably like eleventy-trillion American dollars or whatever, but who cares? Octopi are a Thing right now, like coral prints and skulls-and-crossbones, but this wallpaper is so weirdly satisfying that it's never going to seem commonplace. From Tapeten Agentur.

Branch Teaspoon (€17)

It would not be cheap to outfit yourself with these, but they are totally stunning. Might be worth it, even considering the exchange rate. From Egg Mercantile.

F74 BOB Bag ($149)

Made of used truck tarps (eco! vegan!), these totes have short handles and a shoulder strap. Each one is unique: get crazy lettering, stripes, or graphic swoops, your choice. From Freitag. American price converted from Swiss francs.

Cat Wall Decals (41 €)

If you love cats, but not twee cats (no figurines, please), the ninja skills and scornful expressions of ennui on these cat decals may charm you. From design3000.

Skull Toaster (€30)

sale!

I don't know about you, but skull and crossbones fits in pretty well with my pre-caffeine morning mood. From Tom Wet.

Henry Fleece Toy (€14)

Aptly named "Henry Loves Your Woolly Socks." The little striped socks catapult him into stuffed-animal excellence. From Egg Mercantile.

Dog Carrier ($62 or 70 EUR)

This is certainly the cutest small dog carrier I've ever seen. Has a viewport for puppy's head, too. From Kipetille.

Cherry Blossom Mouse (40 Euros)

I tried to find a version of this mouse available for the American Dollars, but no luck. I'm posting it anyway. Take that, Americentrism! Um. From PatSaysNow, home of many attractive mice mouses computer peripherals.