Feather Mouse Cat Toy ($3)

This animal-print mouse, with a shockingly immoderate array of feathers in place of more traditional string-like mousey tail, will drive your cats to acts of truly adorable murder and mayhem. From Peticious.

Pet's-Eye Camera ($50)

Haven't you ever wondered what your dog does all day while you're at work, or where your cat goes when he hops the fence in the afternoon? It'll probably be lots of pictures of the food bowl, actually. But what if it's a still life, or pictures of an underground pet poker club? You never know... From Think Geek.

Wonderdog Sorbet Stripe Dog Collars ($34)

Posh pups may prefer these looks-conscious collars in summer colors. From Wonderdog New York.

Mod Squares Dog Collar ($24)

For pooches who are particular about their paraphernalia. From Happy Hounds.

Pet Porthole ($30)

On the extreme end of the pet pampering continuum, we have this porthole enabling your pooch to keep tabs on that evil cat next door. From Hammacher Schlemmer (of course!).

Pink Patent Leather Collar ($13)

sale!

Fancy but durable, and perfect for spring. 1" wide, and fits necks 14"-18" around. From Modern Tails.

Orbee-Tuff Tug Dog Toy ($20)

Minimalist tug-of-war toy keeps your dog entertained and educates his design sensibilities. Originally $25. From Wrapables.

Giraffe-Print Dog Leash ($17-$20)

Last but not least, markdowns on trendy giraffe-print leashes will keep your pooch in the style to which she is accustomed. From Wrapables.

Cashmere Dog Sweater ($31)

sale!

Keep your pooch stylish and warm in this one-of-a-kind sweater made of recycled cashmere. Size XS. From Remnant.

Hagen Living World Cat Spa ($30)

It looks a bit like an alien spaceship, but cats reportedly love all the scratching and rubbing surfaces on this weird-looking toy. Plus there's a gum-massaging thingie on top you can fill with catnip. Don't the kitties deserve something for Xmas? From PetCo.

Animal Collar Charm ($10)

Particularly suitable for cats, I would think. From Ticklebean.

Duke Puppy/Kitty Collar ($18)

Stylish but not frou-frou, this collar won't embarrass your pets. From Trace Elements.

Home Sweet Home Pet Carrier ($89)

The next time you take Françoise or Henri to the vet, this might be a lot more dignified for both of you than those très guache gray plastic carriers with ze bars on the front that look like le cage, zut alors! From Armstead's Porch.

Astronaut Dog Costume ($10)

And the Lord spake and said Let There Be An Astronaut Costume For The Dog*, and there was much rejoicing. From Target.

*The Lord is big on capital letters, I don't know.

Kitty Travel Case ($16)

Cats abroad prefer to be fed in the elegant manner to which they are accustomed at home. This portable bowl set allows your kitty to travel in style. Originally $22. From Bisou.

Mini Cardboard Chihuahua ($22)

Don't let's pretend that we can resist this. From Park Life.

Dog Carrier ($62 or 70 EUR)

This is certainly the cutest small dog carrier I've ever seen. Has a viewport for puppy's head, too. From Kipetille.

Designer Cat Scratcher ($139)

These super-durable cat scratcher + lounges are all over the place right now, but most of them are closer to $300. This one is a little more reasonable. It's still expensive, but on the upside, it's far and away more attractive than the average cat furniture, and it's also got 35% recycled content. From Muttropolis.

Undersea Encounter Aquarium ($25)

sale!

Complete with a little periscope for seeing the fish eye-to-eye, this strikes me as a completely brilliant gift for a little kid who loved Finding Nemo. Or for bored executives... From Wrapables.

Cat Sushi Toy ($8)

Sushi for you, hand-made sushi toy with organic catnip for your cat. From BuenoStyle.