Pixi Lip Gloss Kit ($14)

sale!

Reg $20. Eight delish colors mean you can blend to the right color every time without carrying twenty lip glosses. And Shoppista knows from carrying twenty lip glosses. From Target.

Pale Pink Rose Feather Hair Fascinator ($22)

Ooh la la! Quelle magnifique! I have no idea if either of those things are really French! But seriously, don't you want this hair thingie?

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From Batcakes! Couture.

Merona Sweater Wrap / Shawl ($14)

sale!

Reg $28. Shoppista has a gray one of these, and wearing it is like being cuddled by puppies and having a Prozac milkshake. Perfect for overly air-conditioned offices, chilly spring days, and next-winter preparedness. From Target.

Steve Madden Side-Zip Western Cowboy Boots ($70)

sale!

Reg $190. Decorated with stars and arrows, with a convenient side-zip, and the leather has a varied patina that makes the boots look lived-in right off the rack. From Steve Madden.

"Warrior" Feather & Gunmetal Necklace ($34)

This should perk up your plumage: a handmade necklace with three bright feathers and four eternal circles on a gunmetal chain.

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From Natural Historie.

Pink Petals On Brown Clutch ($55)

Winter to spring, all in one clutch with clever color combos. Silk lining, too.

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From Shakuyaku.

Pleated Tulip Dress (£25)

I think you could actually wear leggings under this dress and not look like a lunatic. Also it has this fab messy/fussy fusion going on. From Boohoo.

Keyhole Button Ballet Flats ($48)

Custom shoes—custom!!!—for less than fifty bucks. Most of us have spent that much before for off-the-rack shoes that didn't wind up fitting well or getting worn much. (Did I mention these are custom? As in, made to your exact foot specifications? Okay then.)

Also, they're vegan. And available in a bunch of different fabrics and colors. One of them looks sort of like tweed. *swoon*

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From Hydra Heart.

Merona Pink & Navy Silk Scarf ($20)

Having seen this scarf in person (what, do you think Shoppista is a shut-in? Shoppista spends a lot of time at Le Target), I can say for sure the pictures don't do justice to its gorgeous vintage-y print. Buy here.

JK Jemma I-Tech Liquid Eyeliner ($18)

Shoppista will admit, she is not hip enough to wear these 80s-revival eyeliners, but someone should. So many colors! From Target.

Merona Sweater Shawl ($28)

This? Is like wrapping yourself in a fuzzy cloud, or a pile of kittens. Except more socially acceptable (kittens are too boisterous for many locations). From Target.

Bell Sleeve Cardigan ($17)

Coldwater Creek often has a bad thing going on, a sort of Granny Ersatz Southwestern thing that is distressing on all levels, but sometimes they still toss out a cute thing or two, which Shoppista wishes they would do more often. Here, it's a wool/cotton mix cardigan with cute styling, available in three colors.

Oversized Laptop Tote ($35)

14"x12"x7.25" is a lot of tote. You can fit your laptop in here, and also your purse dog, your water bottles (there are end pockets for them, yay!), your cell phone, your travel pillow, your backup travel pillow, your collection of small weird rocks, your frisbee, and whatever else you deem necessary for an average day. The only trouble may be picking it up after you've filled it up. From Ebags.

White Orchid Cashmere Scarf / Shawl ($80)

This works as a very ornate scarf or as a wrap over some devastating dress. Crochet: obvsly not just for grannies anymore.

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From Trendy Knitting.

Black Wrap Long-Sleeved Cardigan ($48)

Swoosh! That's the sound this sweater will make as you swoop down the sidewalks (maybe just in your mind, though). Freeform and flattering. From Torrid.

Black Drape-Front Buttonless Cardigan ($44)

What do you do with buttons, mostly? Yup, lose 'em. And how often do you keep a cardigan buttoned anyway? From Torrid.

Heather Gray Grandpa Cardigan ($44)

Somehow, these patch-pocket cardigans are being used by both teachers (handy chalk receptacles on the sweater? Boy howdy!) and emo kids (ummm... yeah, I don't know what the emos are keeping in there). If emo kids start wearing Xmas sweaters and matching them to colorful socks, teachers may have to unite in repelling this fashion takeover. (You can take our lives, but you canna take our denim jumper dresses!) From Torrid.

Avalon Sleeveless Velvet Dress ($50)

Reg $165. This is one of those classic shapes that's flattering on everyone. From Sundance Catalog.

Silver Lining Earrings ($78)

For the optimist in your life. Order express by 5 p.m. Mountain Standard Time to get it for Christmas. From Sundance Catalog.

Goose Down Vest ($49)

A-dor-a-buhl. Order by noon with express shipping for by-Christmas delivery. From L.L. Bean.