Cirrus Rug ($15)

Reg $20. Fluffy, cotton chenille pom poms greet your feet when you hop out of the shower. Plus, I mean, chenille + bright orange? It's like the 50s and the 70s got together and had a baby. And that baby was a bathmat. From CB2.

White Earthenware Ripple Bath Accessories ($8-$18)

Reg $12-$27. Looks like hand-thrown pottery, and unlike a lot of the bath sets that go on sale, all the pieces are still available. From Pottery Barn.

Dachshund Hand Soap ($20)

So sleek and neat—can you even bear to wash your hands with this wee pup? In any case, it's the cleanest doggie you'll ever meet. From Well Dressed Home.

Waterbury Teak Bathmat ($40)

Reg $89. A low-hassle alternative to bathmats, with a very luxe spa look. From West Elm.

Pleated Pintuck Shower Curtain ($30)

Reg $44. Only two colors are left—espresso (brown) and ozone (blue)—but if those match your bath, these have some nice, grown-up detailing without being too fussy. From West Elm.

Guatemalan Hand Towel ($24)

Hand-woven, 100% cotton, with a beautiful pattern, but breezy and casual enough your guests won't be afraid to dry their hands on them. From Bitters Co.

Campaign Wall-Mount Toothbrush Holder ($34)

Originally $69. Clean design, with just a delish little detail right under the cup. From Restoration Hardware.

Dark Espresso Double Washstand ($1545-$2000)

Originally up to $3000. I know it's more sensible to have under-sink cabinet space to hide stuff in, but I have a weakness for these slightly antique-y washstands. From Restoration Hardware.

Pleated Sateen Shower Curtain With Stripe ($50)

Originally $100. This has a luxurious spa-hotel look to me—I like those dark, tiny pleats. From Resoration Hardware.

Firsthand Retro-Style Soap Dispenser ($78)

Like something salvaged from an old schoolhouse, but fancier. From Napa Style.

Tree Shower Curtain ($40)

Natural and modern. From Urban Outfitters.

Anna Buechin Glide Shower Curtain Rings ($14)

These seem like nothing special until you pay attention to the details: the hidden ball bearings roll the rings along while preserving a sleek design, and the ball-tipped hook holds your curtain in place but makes it easy to remove for washing. Classic look, inventive design. From Umbra.

Sweet P Olive Oil Soap ($8)

This little Seattle shop handcrafts all the body stuff, and honestly, I would buy it just for the elegant packaging. From Sweet Petula.

Pomegranate Organic Cotton Bath Towel ($9)

Marked down from $19, cute sans-serif initials are a nice change from the usual cursive-y fonts for monograms (and now, you won't accidentally use your sweetie's towel instead of your own). Hand towels and washcloths also on sale. From West Elm.

"Dreamscape" Round Bathtub ($8,813)

Okay, the price here is not reasonable. It's not even in the same neighborhood as reasonable. Reasonable has to dial insane international phone numbers to even communicate with this bathtub. Having established this, let's all take a moment to think about how much we really want this tub. Would we ever get out again? No. No, we would not. From Designer Plumbing.

Pure Glycerin Soap (£5-£9)

Nothing but glycerin and essential oils. Jewel-looking red soap is so pretty! From Toast.

Vinyl Pockets Shower Curtain ($20)

If you've never found a shower curtain exactly right, maybe this is it. Stuff the out-facing pockets with stuff that's you—postcards, shells from your travels, teeny collages—for the ultimate custom shower curtain. From Urban Outfitters.

White Matte Stoneware Bath Accessories ($1-$4)

Feel zen while you brush your teeth (and organized, too). All accessories $1 off right now. From CB2.

Larch Branch Shower Curtain ($30)

Reg. $40. 100% cotton, machine-washable, and elegant-looking. Showering behind this curtain will make you pin up your hair that one really pretty way, or else take up yoga, I'm not sure which. From CB2.

Teak Digital Scale ($30)

Very Dwell Magazine-y: modern and natural. Add a third adjective, too: affordable. From Bed Bath & Beyond.