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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Nea Massager ($85)

The euphemistically named New "Pleasure Object" has many advantages over similar products: 1.Does not resemble any body part; 2.Rechargable batteries: good for the environment!; 3.Does not resemble any body part. Other things to love: it has a "lock" switch, just like your iPod, which should help with bomb scares as you go through airport security; it's pretty; and you could almost believably claim you bought it to massage your shoulder or something.

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