...is a writer and photographer who likes the well-made, the ingenious, and the shiny. Since she likes more material things than any one person can reasonably consume, she's done what those with a computer and an obsession do these days: start a blog. Shoppista enjoys Earl Grey tea with milk and sugar, trade paperbacks over hard covers, lomo photography, and the em dash. Occasionally, she refers to herself in the third person.
It probably won't rise up against its human overlords and... do what, anyway? Look at those little arms. Worst case scenario, it passive-aggressively changes over to Daylight Savings Time a week too early. You have nothing to fear. From Karma Kiss.