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Bird 2: Tewtally.
Bird 1: We are never eating at the neighbors' houses again. I feel they don't really understand today's bird and its postmodern feeding needs.
Bird 2: Tewtally.
Bird 1: Sometimes... I think you're a bit of a yes-man, honestly.
Bird 2: I'm not sure couples counseling can solve the problems in our relationship.
Bird 1: The modern existence... it is so sleek, but empty.
Bird 2: Shut up.
From Nova 68.